Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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