what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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