i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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