Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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