I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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