i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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