she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
