when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Panties = found
Randomize
