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  So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.

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• Lol i like that comment above mine LMAO

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 7:38pm

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• you are obviously married and he is lying his ass off

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 4:16pm

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• This guy obviously was texting Tom Brady.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 12:53pm

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• Ok first of all this is obviously one girl writing to another girl. His name certainly was not Fabio and it certainly was home made mustard.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 11:30pm

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• his name is Fabio and your name is Jared

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 3:04pm

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• could've been worse. it could've been French's. keep it classy!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:20pm

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• Because u/g/ly u ain't got no alibi u UGLY!

  Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 18, 10 at 8:00pm

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• wow me and my buddy were reading this ..and we got into a fight over who would wake up with wat if this happend to us...bet ull never guess which one we both thought we would end up waking up with...

  Submitted by lane_luv on Mar 29, 10 at 5:14pm

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• Mintyshake you S T U P I D... that's right... stupid!

  Submitted by imamilf on Aug 29, 11 at 11:37pm

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