He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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go home
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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