Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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