Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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