Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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