I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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