i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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