handjob tips. give me some.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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