I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I am mentally ready for anal.
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