All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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