Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Randomize
