i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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