its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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