Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
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