let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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