The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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