using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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