At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
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