RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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