just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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