I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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