He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
When did angry sex become our thing?
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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