playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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