Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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