you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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