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Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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