He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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