Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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