i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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