i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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