Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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