If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Dignity is for republicans.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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