Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
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