I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
where am i from again
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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