I can't watch pbs sober anymore
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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