none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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