with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
