ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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