I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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