dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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