Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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