I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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