At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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