You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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