when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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