i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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