Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
