I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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