I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
be right there i have to get my cape
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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