Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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