HIV tests are more positive than that guy
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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