So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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