so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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