i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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