I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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